I love recommending products and giving people advice on what to do with their skin. Often it helps.
But because of undiscovered (or undisclosed) allergies and sensitivities, my advice doesn’t always work. If I truly wanted to ruin your skin though, this is what I would ask you to do.
1. Use baby wipes to take off makeup
My issue with baby wipes is that they contain mineral oil. That’s the reason they take off makeup so well.
You might have heard already that petrochemicals (like mineral oil) can cause cancer, that’s not the reason I hate mineral oil though. I hate it because it’s difficult to absorb, you put it on your skin and it just sits there waiting to cause breakouts.
2. Homemade oil cleanser
Oil cleansing with a tincture of oils formulated by you is a bad idea. You can’t mix and match essential oils as you wish, it requires training. Essential oils can be lethal if used the wrong way.
But since you want to ruin your skin don’t listen to me, make your own oil cleanser. It won’t emulsify with water like store bought cleansers do, that means you’ll have to use a hot face flannel to take it off.
3. Steam with a hot flannel
Steaming skin, especially with abnormally hot steam, can worsen redness and potentially result in broken capillaries that show up as thin, spider-like lines.
Go ahead and use a hot face flannel to take off your homemade oil cleanser.
4. Use SPF moisturizer at night
Never mind that taking off SPF is the sole reason some people double cleanse every night, put on your daytime moisturizer at night. It will only increase your chance of irritation and stinging, especially if you have dry skin with a damaged moisture barrier.
5. Scrub your face
For this you will need an apricot scrub or a clarisonic with a less than gentle attachment brush. Scrub away.
6. Get a back alley facial
A back alley spa is the place where they’ll damage your skin in all the ways you missed before.
They love to scrub skin, if you’re lucky you’ll also get an aggressive acne extraction and a nice soothing massage with an essential oil which hasn’t been adequately diluted.
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